Shoona: are you still reading homestuck with your mom?
Shadolith: nah, that ended like an hour ago
Shadolith: I'm on Windows though
Shadolith: and it's annoying to juggle multiple installations of Skype
Shoona: oh sorry
Shadolith: why xD
Shoona: DON'T KNOW........
Shoona: IT'S ALL MY FAULT......
Shadolith: I BLAME YOU FOR EVERYTHING BAD IN MY LIFE???
Shoona: OH NO I'M SO SORRY
Shoona: SORRY FOR LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER
Shoona: EVEN THINGS FROM BEFORE I KNEW YOU
Shadolith: you just retroactively gave me cancer, thanks for that
Shoona: OH NO D:
Shoona: oh no i'm so sorry
Shadolith: it's okay your apologies just cured it
Shoona: OH GOOD
Shoona: my apologies can cure cancer what a good thing to know
Shoona: what other amazing powers do I have???
Shadolith: the power to retroactively give people cancer