persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
You pretty much live reality in your computer which defeats the purpose of computer
Assassin’s Creed: You play as a bartender learning about his past lives
Skyrim: You play as an escaped convict who gets raped by dragons.
Since someone did Persona;
Grandia 2: Some jackass looks for a sword and wonders around with some other jackasses
Borderlands: you just pick up a gun and shoot mentally insane, ugly, and retarded bandits for loot. oh and one guy has three balls. he’s clearly overcompensating for his only nine toes. also; aliens
((I’d play that Jakey))
Kingdom Hearts: You play as some kid with a bigass key who lets his mom get eaten by darkness so he can have an adventure with his jerk-ass-y best friend.
The heroes alter reality for their own goals and mess up all the time.
you run away from home to go to summer camp, except all the councelors are spies or crazy or both and then everyone gets lobotomized.
…..yes I know that still sounds cool. THAT IS SERIOUSLY THE LEAST AWESOME I CAN MAKE PSYCHONAUTS SOUND, OK?
Metroid Prime: Literally nobody wants to talk to you
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